Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.